Vacation Sex in the Great White North

During the summer months many families and couples take their vacations in Canada because of its huge and vast beauty. However, all that beauty will invariably lead to the desire to have sex. I’ve compiled a listing of every province and territory, and an interesting place to stop for some adult fun in each. Please consult your family physician and your lawyer before attempting any of these suggestions.

Newfoundland

On the coast of Newfoundland in the Castle Hill National Historic Site, there is an old seventeenth century fort called “Placentia”. It was a fort that the French had built to fight the British, and protect their fishing rights in the Atlantic. Today, it is a well-maintained fort with lots of places to sneak away from the guided tours for a little quickie. Just don’t let them catch you, or you might be thrown into the fort’s stockade.

PEI

Prince Edward Island was the first province to complete their portion of the Trans Canada Trail. It is called the Confederation Trail in PEI, and is a beautiful hike through all sorts of Maritime ecologies. From groves to meadows to rivers and wetlands, there are many beautiful and scenic spots to stop and take some alone time. Try to find a quiet and private spot away from the main hiking path though, unless getting caught is something you’ll enjoy…

Nova Scotia

Peggy's Cove has one of the more famous lighthouses in the world. Although this quaint and cozy area has become a bit of a tourist trap, you just must see this attraction. Of course, there are many bed and breakfast places nearby to cozy up with your partner as well.

New Brunswick

For some people, a little scare can get the sexual juices flowing, as well as adrenalin.  Go to French Fort Cove in New Brunswick, where a headless Nun guides you through the halls and paths with ghost stories and real-life history of the fort. All the lights are low, to make it extra scary, and which provides a good opportunity for some discreet touching during the tour. Hopefully the nun is the only thing that is head-less.

Quebec

Quebec City is one of the oldest inhabited places in North America. It was originally colonized by the French as a fur trading post and fort before the landing of the pilgrims. The current citadel and other fortifications around the city show the military history of the site very clearly. The French culture of Quebec is most evident here. This is nothing at all like Louisiana. After you have toured a fort you can eat at one of the many fine restaurants in the city. When finished with food, you can retire to your room and see if anything else stimulates your various appetites.

Ontario

Of course when you think of Ontario, you think of Niagara Falls. One of the wonders of the modern world, this traditional honeymoon haven is a great place to pass the time, including a world class casino, and a world class marine world. See the sites, have some supper, do a little gambling, then retire to your room where you can see if good luck falls your way in another sense.


Alberta

The Cheltenham Badlands of Ontario are nothing at all when compared to the scope of what Alberta has to offer. If you are into roughing it, you’ll love the Alberta Badlands even more! There’s Brook, Alberta, where you can go digging for bones in Dinosaur Provincial Park. And if you can’t find any fossils, get yourself a private spot and dig for a different kind of bone, if you know what I mean.|For those of you who are into greener pleasures, it is hard to top Banff National Park. Located just outside of Calgary, the park starts in the foothills of the Rockies and winds through a long valley bordered by touring mountains, like Mount Eisenhower. Truly stunning in grandeur everywhere you look. Elk and Black bear wander along the side of the highway the cuts through the middle of the park. You can stay at Lake Louise and enjoy a glacier hike with world class dining. Paddle a canoe on the lake, and when you are finished paddling the canoe, you can get into some more kinky paddling with each other. 

Manitoba

Not many people know that the Harlequin Romance novel empire got its start in Winnipeg, Manitoba. You can write your own story when you visit this gorgeous province in the prairies.  Visit Churchill, Manitoba with your special lover, and while you view polar bears in their natural habitat, you can warm each other up in a snow-fort you can build yourself. Just don’t melt the roof with your heat of passion!

Saskatchewan

In the northern part of Saskatchewan is the City of Saskatoon. I typical sprawling prairie city set on the forks of two rivers, there are many attractions to see. Including the Wanuskewin Heritage Park just north of the city. This is a facility that shows the heritage of the cree Indians who are native to this area. Maybe you can convince the authorities to let you make love in one of the exhibit Teepees..

British Columbia

You have to assume that the 800 year old fir trees in Cathedral Grove on Vancouver Island have seen their fare share of everything. But when was the last time they saw a couple getting busy against their huge 250 foot trunks? Find a quiet and private tree and get wood against some wood. In 800 more years, they’ll have some interesting tales to tell the aliens that can talk to plants.

Yukon

If you’re sex partner enjoys having sex under a black light, or while their psychedelic screensaver flashes, then you’ll love the Yukon. Go north and watch nature’s light show – the aurora borealis – flash and transform over you while you have sex in the snow. Keep an eye open for bears, and bring lots of hot chocolate to keep warm when you’re finished!

NWT

If you are into architecture, then the igloo shaped church in Canada's most northerly town of Inuvik might interest you. Definitely above the artic circle, the sun never sets at all for several days in mid June. Well worth a trip to see.  Of course that means that you can make love under the sun for 24 hours straight. An interesting pastime if you have the stamina.

Nunavut

Nunavut has some interesting features. The most northerly permanent settlement in the world is Alert. It is the home of the worlds magnetic north pole.


For more cool places in Canada to visit see:
http://www.canadacool.com


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